I have a Commercial Law final in a few days, so naturally Kyle and I spent the day at the zoo. I was supposed to study yesterday and I sort of did, except that I also sort of went to Whole Foods and DSW and Target and Petsmart and bought lots of stuff and then messed around with the afore mentioned stuff all night. Bleh@studying. Besides, I can’t possibly study until I have less than 24 hours befoe the exam. The greatest motivator in the world is blind panic.
I’m going to study tonight (right now! as soon as I’m done with this! and ignoring the fact that I just bid on about 25 things on eBay!). Of course, I do have to do all of my dishes, and then I’m making dinner. I’m making myself a nice dinner for once, which might actually be a first. I ususally save all of my nice dinners for other people. I only eat steak when other people come over and I almost never make something that has a side dish unless I’m cooking for three or more. I decided this was sort of stupid, since it’s expensive to cook for a lot of people and I can’t keep making people come over so I can make them food. So, tonight I’m having scallops with bacon and mushrooms over wilted spinach. It’s a very deliberate I-live-alone moment (which should procrastinate studying by a good hour and a half).
Anyway, really I am going to study. Besides, it’s not like I didn’t learn a ton today. I saw 3 snakes eat mice, found out that the manatees’ names are Stubby and Holly, chilled with a baby gorilla and heard a Puma meow. You can’t buy that kind of education, people. Screw the bar, when I grow up I want to be a marine bioloigist. (Did everyone go through that stage? I feel like 99% of the kids in the nineties wanted to be a marine bioligist. Do we even know any marine bioligists?)
I suppose I better go so I can find other ways to put off studying.